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Excuses! Excuses!

I had to call the kids school today and let them know that the girls would not be in and why…rules, you know. It reminded me of a list that was printed up called “Looking at Language” By Richard Lederer. With all the clouds and gloomy weather today I needed a little pick me up and though you might need one too. This was too funny not to share.
These are all excuse notes parents actually sent to school. (Not my typos!)
*My son is under the doctor’s care and should not take P.E. Please execute him.
*Mary could not come to school today because she was bother by very close veins.
*Please eckuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33.
*Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
*Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.
*Please excuse Sarah for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
*John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.
*Chris had an acre in his side.
*Please excuse Gloria from Jim today.
*Lillie was absent from school yesterday as she had a gangover.
*Sandy and I won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have a funeral to attend.

Hope you enjoyed it. Have a Great Day!

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