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Crabs on a Plane……

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs, in New Orleans , please raise your hand.

Not one hand went up…. So she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren’t as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes aren’t as dumb as most folk think

Random Fun – Wild Women…

Warning!!! Go to the bathroom before you watch this…Too FUNNY!!!

Random Fun

I haven’t had much time to post this week but I would  like to share a little fun with you today. Hope everyone has a great weekend!!

Excuses! Excuses!

I had to call the kids school today and let them know that the girls would not be in and why…rules, you know. It reminded me of a list that was printed up called “Looking at Language” By Richard Lederer. With all the clouds and gloomy weather today I needed a little pick me up and though you might need one too. This was too funny not to share.
These are all excuse notes parents actually sent to school. (Not my typos!)
*My son is under the doctor’s care and should not take P.E. Please execute him.
*Mary could not come to school today because she was bother by very close veins.
*Please eckuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33.
*Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
*Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.
*Please excuse Sarah for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
*John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.
*Chris had an acre in his side.
*Please excuse Gloria from Jim today.
*Lillie was absent from school yesterday as she had a gangover.
*Sandy and I won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have a funeral to attend.

Hope you enjoyed it. Have a Great Day!

Random Fun – Moses


I know it’s not Thanksgiving yet. But, I had to share! If you want to see more from this guy..go check out:

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